1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:02,138 --> 00:00:04,139 All right, so what do you got, Dad 3 00:00:04,141 --> 00:00:06,508 There have been a lot of computer breaches lately. 4 00:00:06,510 --> 00:00:08,944 - (Coughing) - Dad, you good? 5 00:00:08,946 --> 00:00:12,180 Yeah, I'm fine. Anyway... 6 00:00:12,182 --> 00:00:14,716 Noah Stone, one of the most brilliant hackers... 7 00:00:14,718 --> 00:00:16,952 (Coughing) 8 00:00:16,954 --> 00:00:18,720 (Spits) 9 00:00:19,822 --> 00:00:22,824 Oh, my. 10 00:00:22,826 --> 00:00:24,826 Yeah, you're fine. 11 00:00:24,828 --> 00:00:27,329 Would you like me to get you some toast for that lung butter? 12 00:00:27,331 --> 00:00:29,831 I said I'm fine, okay? 13 00:00:29,833 --> 00:00:34,970 Anyway, the Organization has traced Noah to just outside Fargo. 14 00:00:34,972 --> 00:00:39,007 You and I are going there to bring that hacker in... 15 00:00:39,009 --> 00:00:42,244 Yeah, why go get him when we got a hacker right here? 16 00:00:42,246 --> 00:00:44,513 Dad, obviously you're sick. 17 00:00:44,515 --> 00:00:48,850 No, I'm not. I'm perfectly... achy and tired. 18 00:00:48,852 --> 00:00:51,186 My throat is scratchy. 19 00:00:51,188 --> 00:00:52,587 I think I'm getting sick. 20 00:00:52,589 --> 00:00:54,389 Really? What was your first clue? 21 00:00:54,391 --> 00:01:00,328 Was it the chills, the fever, me telling you over and over that you're sick? 22 00:01:01,230 --> 00:01:03,665 I can handle the mission on my own. 23 00:01:03,667 --> 00:01:05,200 No, that's not a good idea, KC. 24 00:01:05,202 --> 00:01:06,568 Will you stop treating me like a child? 25 00:01:06,570 --> 00:01:08,236 I can handle it. 26 00:01:08,238 --> 00:01:10,238 Besides, how hard can it be to take down some computer geek? 27 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:12,207 Excuse me?! 28 00:01:12,209 --> 00:01:16,278 Computer geeks can be extremely dangerous. 29 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:18,713 Look at me. 30 00:01:18,715 --> 00:01:21,283 Yeah, you're right. You can handle this on your own. 31 00:01:21,285 --> 00:01:23,251 I trust you completely. 32 00:01:23,253 --> 00:01:25,287 I'm gonna hold off on that hug. 33 00:01:25,289 --> 00:01:29,591 I wanna catch a bad guy, not a bad cold. All right. 34 00:01:29,593 --> 00:01:33,228 Oh, when danger comes for you 35 00:01:33,230 --> 00:01:36,198 You know I'll stand beside you 36 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:40,068 'Cause ain't nobody keep things hustle cool 37 00:01:40,070 --> 00:01:44,406 I'll always find a way, a way out of the fire 38 00:01:44,408 --> 00:01:48,410 Don't tell nobody, tell nobody 39 00:01:48,412 --> 00:01:50,212 I'm not perfect 40 00:01:50,214 --> 00:01:54,216 So many things I wanna tell you 41 00:01:54,218 --> 00:01:58,220 But I, I, I, I keep it undercover 42 00:01:58,222 --> 00:02:00,155 Livin' my life, no way to learn 43 00:02:00,157 --> 00:02:02,457 Doin' my thing, gonna make it work 44 00:02:02,459 --> 00:02:04,893 Know I'm the realest, baby, I'm fearless 45 00:02:04,895 --> 00:02:06,928 But I always got your back 46 00:02:06,930 --> 00:02:08,830 Nobody can do it like I can 47 00:02:08,832 --> 00:02:11,066 I gotta find out who I am 48 00:02:11,068 --> 00:02:13,735 Ain't got to worry about me 49 00:02:13,737 --> 00:02:15,303 It's all part of the plan 50 00:02:15,305 --> 00:02:17,339 I keep it undercover. 51 00:02:17,341 --> 00:02:19,474 I keep it undercover. 52 00:02:27,316 --> 00:02:28,483 Noah Stone? 53 00:02:28,485 --> 00:02:30,519 Maybe. Who are you? 54 00:02:30,521 --> 00:02:32,354 I am your worst nightmare. 55 00:02:32,356 --> 00:02:34,956 You're a high school Spanish class I forgot to go to all semester, 56 00:02:34,958 --> 00:02:37,259 and suddenly there's a big test, 57 00:02:37,261 --> 00:02:39,361 and I'm not wearing any pants but I am wearing my grandmother's girdle? 58 00:02:39,363 --> 00:02:42,497 Hey, computer hacker, you don't really talk to a lot of real people, do you? 59 00:02:42,499 --> 00:02:44,466 No. No, I do not. 60 00:02:44,468 --> 00:02:46,768 Well, I'm taking you into custody. 61 00:02:46,770 --> 00:02:49,504 - Oh... - Gotcha! 62 00:02:49,506 --> 00:02:51,540 I'm taking you into custody. 63 00:02:51,542 --> 00:02:53,508 Uh, excuse me. Who are you? 64 00:02:53,510 --> 00:02:56,311 Pinky Carter, professional bounty hunter. 65 00:02:56,313 --> 00:02:57,546 (Scoffs) 66 00:02:57,548 --> 00:02:59,347 Okay, you're a bounty hunter? 67 00:02:59,349 --> 00:03:01,550 Yes, a bounty hunter. 68 00:03:01,552 --> 00:03:05,654 A bounty hunter is someone who goes after bad guys for money. 69 00:03:05,656 --> 00:03:08,523 Do you want me to explain what money is? 70 00:03:08,525 --> 00:03:10,492 Okay, you keep up that attitude, 71 00:03:10,494 --> 00:03:13,028 I'll explain what a sock full of quarters is like to your kneecaps. 72 00:03:13,030 --> 00:03:15,797 I don't know how you reckon things down yonder, 73 00:03:15,799 --> 00:03:19,201 but he's mine, okay? I got him first, so take a walk, sister. 74 00:03:19,203 --> 00:03:21,803 If I'm takin' a walk, guess I'm walkin' with you. 75 00:03:21,805 --> 00:03:23,505 - He's mine. - No, he's mine. 76 00:03:23,507 --> 00:03:26,575 I never thought two women would be fighting over me. 77 00:03:26,577 --> 00:03:28,810 I'm sure no one did. Now let's go. 78 00:03:28,812 --> 00:03:30,979 Ooh. Sounds like she means business. 79 00:03:30,981 --> 00:03:33,181 I guess you have no choice. Uncuff me. 80 00:03:33,183 --> 00:03:36,051 Look, there's a reward on his head, 81 00:03:36,053 --> 00:03:38,420 and if I don't bring him in, I ain't gettin' paid. 82 00:03:38,422 --> 00:03:40,722 (Laughs) If you let me out of these cuffs, 83 00:03:40,724 --> 00:03:42,524 I can hack into a bank and wire you all the money you want. 84 00:03:42,526 --> 00:03:43,925 Win-win! 85 00:03:43,927 --> 00:03:45,760 Look, you're not getting it, okay? 86 00:03:45,762 --> 00:03:49,497 I am from a government agency, which means I outrank you. Do you understand? 87 00:03:49,499 --> 00:03:52,601 I don't understand. 88 00:03:52,603 --> 00:03:55,837 I'm just a dumb hayseed from the sticks. 89 00:03:55,839 --> 00:03:59,574 Maybe you should remove your handcuffs from my prisoner, 90 00:03:59,576 --> 00:04:01,509 and draw me a picture. 91 00:04:01,511 --> 00:04:04,346 You know, I am a great artist. 92 00:04:04,348 --> 00:04:07,549 If you let me out of these cuffs, I can show you. You like caricatures? 93 00:04:07,551 --> 00:04:10,252 I can draw you in a teeny, tiny car. 94 00:04:10,254 --> 00:04:13,455 Last chance, okay? Back off, Backwoods Barbie. 95 00:04:13,457 --> 00:04:17,025 Wow, you're like the pimple I had on my forehead last week. 96 00:04:17,027 --> 00:04:19,094 You just won't go away. 97 00:04:19,096 --> 00:04:21,896 Really? Was it that one or was it that one? 98 00:04:21,898 --> 00:04:24,199 - Oh, you just get outta here. - You get outta here. 99 00:04:24,201 --> 00:04:26,067 (Arguing) 100 00:04:26,069 --> 00:04:27,702 (Falsetto voice) I say we let him go. 101 00:04:31,607 --> 00:04:35,877 Okay, for your next assignment, you'll be pairing off as married couples. 102 00:04:35,879 --> 00:04:38,280 You'll be learning to balance a budget, 103 00:04:38,282 --> 00:04:40,715 raise a family, and get through important life events. 104 00:04:40,717 --> 00:04:42,083 So everybody pick a partner. 105 00:04:42,085 --> 00:04:45,520 Hey, do you... Hey, do... 106 00:04:52,895 --> 00:04:56,998 I always knew we'd end up together. 107 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,467 Um, excuse me, Mrs. Greenfield. 108 00:04:59,469 --> 00:05:04,172 Is one of life's important events learning to love again after your fianc? 109 00:05:04,174 --> 00:05:07,575 tragically dies before this assignment begins? 110 00:05:07,577 --> 00:05:10,645 Not if you wanna pass this class. 111 00:05:12,348 --> 00:05:15,650 I was thinking somewhere romantic for the honeymoon, 112 00:05:15,652 --> 00:05:17,986 like the Lord of the Rings Hobbit Hotel. 113 00:05:25,528 --> 00:05:27,762 Well, you know you're in a real fleabag motel 114 00:05:27,764 --> 00:05:30,365 if the hotel desk clerk doesn't bat an eye 115 00:05:30,367 --> 00:05:35,036 when three handcuffed people check in to a double occupancy room. 116 00:05:35,038 --> 00:05:37,539 Yeah, I just saw a rat crawl under the bed, 117 00:05:37,541 --> 00:05:39,607 so technically, there's four of us here. 118 00:05:40,710 --> 00:05:42,544 I don't know what we're doin' here. 119 00:05:42,546 --> 00:05:44,946 No matter who gets the credit, we gotta get this guy to D.C. 120 00:05:44,948 --> 00:05:46,314 Nighttime's the best time to move. 121 00:05:46,316 --> 00:05:48,516 We can't move if we can't move our feet. 122 00:05:48,518 --> 00:05:49,951 We're exhausted, so we're spending the night here. 123 00:05:49,953 --> 00:05:54,155 Or... you guys can get some rest, I'll get a head start, 124 00:05:54,157 --> 00:05:56,324 we can all meet up in an outlet mall in Secaucus, New Jersey, 125 00:05:56,326 --> 00:05:58,059 where you can get a great deal 126 00:05:58,061 --> 00:05:59,981 on hardly irregular items, and I'll stop talking. 127 00:06:01,797 --> 00:06:03,531 All right, guys, first things first. 128 00:06:03,533 --> 00:06:04,799 We need to get something to eat. 129 00:06:04,801 --> 00:06:08,403 There's a convenience store 20 miles away. 130 00:06:08,405 --> 00:06:10,438 That's not convenient at all! 131 00:06:13,343 --> 00:06:14,743 What are we gonna do? I'm starving. 132 00:06:14,745 --> 00:06:16,711 Me, too. 133 00:06:19,248 --> 00:06:20,548 You brought your own food? 134 00:06:20,550 --> 00:06:25,253 I know I'm not very bright, on account of you explaining that to me, 135 00:06:25,255 --> 00:06:27,722 but I'm smart enough to know I like to eat. 136 00:06:31,427 --> 00:06:32,761 Ooh, still hot. 137 00:06:32,763 --> 00:06:35,663 Is that tomato? 138 00:06:35,665 --> 00:06:38,600 Yeah, made from freshly picked tomatoes right from my own garden. 139 00:06:39,602 --> 00:06:42,237 Do I detect a hint of basil? 140 00:06:42,239 --> 00:06:44,572 Also from my own garden. 141 00:06:47,610 --> 00:06:52,614 Um, can I, uh, please have some of that? 142 00:06:52,616 --> 00:06:54,115 Sorry, city slicker. 143 00:06:54,117 --> 00:06:56,184 Only enough for me and the prisoner. 144 00:07:04,693 --> 00:07:07,262 - I feel bad eatin' in front of you. - Thank you. 145 00:07:07,264 --> 00:07:09,230 So you unlock yourself and go get you something. 146 00:07:09,232 --> 00:07:10,632 We'll wait right here. 147 00:07:10,634 --> 00:07:12,200 You know what? I'm fine. 148 00:07:12,202 --> 00:07:14,769 I have been trained to go days without eating. 149 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:20,875 (Stomach growling loudly) 150 00:07:20,877 --> 00:07:23,278 Okay, I have been trained, but my stomach hasn't. 151 00:07:24,547 --> 00:07:26,681 Please just give me a little bite, guys. 152 00:07:30,719 --> 00:07:33,655 Here you go, honey. 153 00:07:33,657 --> 00:07:36,825 I need my other blanket. This one's scratchy. 154 00:07:36,827 --> 00:07:39,394 At least you get a blanket. 155 00:07:39,396 --> 00:07:41,696 I sleep in a box. 156 00:07:43,098 --> 00:07:45,667 - Here you go, sweetheart. - Thank you. 157 00:07:45,669 --> 00:07:47,902 Why can't he do anything for himself? 158 00:07:47,904 --> 00:07:49,437 He's sick. 159 00:07:49,439 --> 00:07:51,172 What kind of sickness turns a grown man 160 00:07:51,174 --> 00:07:53,842 - into a baby? - Every kind. 161 00:07:55,177 --> 00:07:59,247 But he is my husband in sickness and in health. 162 00:07:59,249 --> 00:08:01,950 And he'd do it for me, so it's all good. 163 00:08:01,952 --> 00:08:04,185 Sweetheart, would you get me some soup? 164 00:08:04,187 --> 00:08:05,487 Sure, baby. I'll go heat some up for you. 165 00:08:05,489 --> 00:08:07,088 Oh, canned soup? 166 00:08:07,090 --> 00:08:10,158 I was hoping for my mama's make-you-feel-better soup. 167 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:17,365 Are you suggesting that I call your mother, get the recipe, 168 00:08:17,367 --> 00:08:22,270 go to the store, buy all the ingredients, and spend the next three hours 169 00:08:22,272 --> 00:08:23,671 making you soup? 170 00:08:23,673 --> 00:08:26,174 I would do it myself, but I'm just... 171 00:08:26,176 --> 00:08:28,676 (Coughing) so sick. 172 00:08:28,678 --> 00:08:31,513 All right, fine. I'll make your mama's soup. 173 00:08:31,515 --> 00:08:33,982 Thank you. And sweetheart, before you go. 174 00:08:33,984 --> 00:08:36,050 - Uh-huh? - Am I hot? 175 00:08:36,052 --> 00:08:38,853 No, honey, you definitely ain't hot. 176 00:08:48,364 --> 00:08:50,832 Ooh, I am tired. 177 00:08:50,834 --> 00:08:53,468 If I don't get my eight hours, I am no good. 178 00:08:53,470 --> 00:08:55,570 You're wanted in all 50 states. 179 00:08:55,572 --> 00:08:56,938 We know you're no good. 180 00:08:58,707 --> 00:09:02,010 Besides, the second we fall asleep, you're gonna try to escape. 181 00:09:02,012 --> 00:09:03,845 That's not true. 182 00:09:03,847 --> 00:09:06,214 I'd wait ten minutes at least, just to be sure. 183 00:09:06,216 --> 00:09:08,983 Wait. You insist that we check into a motel 184 00:09:08,985 --> 00:09:11,753 so we don't get a good night's sleep? 185 00:09:11,755 --> 00:09:15,223 I'm just learning so much from you, professional. 186 00:09:15,225 --> 00:09:17,592 Calling me professional is not an insult. 187 00:09:17,594 --> 00:09:18,960 It's just accurate. 188 00:09:20,563 --> 00:09:22,363 Now we are not gonna sleep. 189 00:09:22,365 --> 00:09:24,432 We're just gonna get some rest, all right? 190 00:09:24,434 --> 00:09:26,000 - Ow! - Oh, sorry. 191 00:09:26,002 --> 00:09:28,169 Other way. Ow! 192 00:09:28,171 --> 00:09:30,338 Okay, this is nuts. We gotta do this together. 193 00:09:30,340 --> 00:09:33,841 On three. One, two, three. 194 00:09:33,843 --> 00:09:35,343 Scooch. 195 00:09:35,345 --> 00:09:37,679 Scooch. 196 00:09:40,783 --> 00:09:44,185 - I need to be on the right or... - For reals? 197 00:09:44,187 --> 00:09:45,920 I'll never get to sleep. 198 00:09:45,922 --> 00:09:48,222 How are we gonna do that? 199 00:09:48,224 --> 00:09:50,558 Lift your leg, I'll go under. 200 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:52,794 KC: Watch the arm. 201 00:09:52,796 --> 00:09:54,729 Like that. 202 00:09:54,731 --> 00:09:56,364 Okay, that's good. 203 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:00,768 - I need to be on my stomach. - Are you serious? 204 00:10:03,806 --> 00:10:06,207 This is ridiculous. 205 00:10:06,209 --> 00:10:09,377 That's my arm, that's my arm. 206 00:10:13,816 --> 00:10:15,817 - Yeah, I meant the left. - KC: Hey! 207 00:10:15,819 --> 00:10:18,286 No more moving. 208 00:10:21,590 --> 00:10:24,125 (Gunfire) 209 00:10:24,127 --> 00:10:26,494 (Shrieking) 210 00:10:28,230 --> 00:10:30,732 - What was that? - Laser fire. 211 00:10:30,734 --> 00:10:33,001 Let me put that in a way you might understand. 212 00:10:33,003 --> 00:10:35,303 Pew, pew. Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. 213 00:10:35,305 --> 00:10:37,005 I know what a laser is. 214 00:10:37,007 --> 00:10:39,240 I meant who's shootin' at us and why? 215 00:10:39,242 --> 00:10:41,943 Probably the guy who hired me to hack the security system 216 00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:44,145 I didn't hack because you caught me. 217 00:10:44,147 --> 00:10:46,748 You know what? We need to go to the bathroom. 218 00:10:46,750 --> 00:10:49,150 Oh, really? Is now the best time to try to figure that out? 219 00:10:49,152 --> 00:10:50,952 Man: We know you're in there, Noah. 220 00:10:50,954 --> 00:10:52,453 Come out or we're coming in. 221 00:10:52,455 --> 00:10:55,023 So much for the do not disturb sign. Let's go. 222 00:10:57,359 --> 00:10:59,994 Is now a bad time to mention I'm afraid of heights? 223 00:10:59,996 --> 00:11:02,864 I'm just kidding. I know it's a bad time. 224 00:11:02,866 --> 00:11:06,267 Don't worry. We're not gonna be up here very long. 225 00:11:06,269 --> 00:11:07,869 We're jumping. 226 00:11:07,871 --> 00:11:10,171 Jumpin'? And you think I'm the dumb one? 227 00:11:10,173 --> 00:11:12,306 It's our only chance, okay? We go on three. 228 00:11:12,308 --> 00:11:14,842 Thousand. We go on 3,000. 229 00:11:14,844 --> 00:11:17,178 - One... - Let's talk about this. 230 00:11:17,180 --> 00:11:19,013 - Two. - Please stop counting. 231 00:11:19,015 --> 00:11:21,783 - Both: Three. - (Screaming) 232 00:11:27,289 --> 00:11:28,523 (Scream echoing) 233 00:11:28,525 --> 00:11:29,891 Okay, on our butts. 234 00:11:33,295 --> 00:11:35,163 - Now what? - We run. 235 00:11:35,165 --> 00:11:36,898 (Screaming) 236 00:11:36,900 --> 00:11:37,999 Both: We'll go your way. 237 00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:39,901 (Screaming) 238 00:11:39,903 --> 00:11:41,636 It's all right. I'm just a computer guy. 239 00:11:41,638 --> 00:11:43,905 It's not like I need my hands. 240 00:11:43,907 --> 00:11:46,174 Do you get paid extra for bringing him in in one piece? 241 00:11:46,176 --> 00:11:47,575 - No. - Good to know. 242 00:11:47,577 --> 00:11:49,310 Let's go. 243 00:11:52,014 --> 00:11:55,183 Let's take a look at our marital profile. 244 00:11:55,185 --> 00:12:00,988 Okay, it says here I'm a court stenographer making $53,000 a year. 245 00:12:00,990 --> 00:12:04,726 You're a dental hygienist making $42,000 a year. 246 00:12:04,728 --> 00:12:06,294 Uh, yeah, no. 247 00:12:08,097 --> 00:12:10,498 No, see, that can't be right, 248 00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:12,934 because I would never have a job making less money than you, 249 00:12:12,936 --> 00:12:15,937 or touching people's filthy mouths. 250 00:12:17,339 --> 00:12:19,440 In fact, I don't want a job. 251 00:12:19,442 --> 00:12:22,777 I see myself as a wealthy philanthropist 252 00:12:22,779 --> 00:12:25,580 who entertains dignitaries on her yacht. 253 00:12:25,582 --> 00:12:28,349 And I see myself passing this class. 254 00:12:28,351 --> 00:12:30,384 One of our dreams could actually come true. 255 00:12:30,386 --> 00:12:32,353 So pick a place to live. 256 00:12:32,355 --> 00:12:35,022 I suggest we get a starter home in the suburbs. 257 00:12:35,024 --> 00:12:37,892 Or we'd save lots of money by living with my parents, 258 00:12:37,894 --> 00:12:41,062 - and buying an even nicer house. - Ew! No way! 259 00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:43,064 Why not? You practically live here already. 260 00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:44,565 You are so controlling. 261 00:12:44,567 --> 00:12:46,768 I never should have married you. 262 00:12:48,303 --> 00:12:50,371 You think you're a bed of roses? 263 00:12:50,373 --> 00:12:52,540 I don't even know you anymore. 264 00:12:53,876 --> 00:12:56,077 Will you two stop it? 265 00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:58,079 You wanna know how to make a relationship work? 266 00:12:58,081 --> 00:12:59,480 Just look at Craig and Kira. 267 00:12:59,482 --> 00:13:03,584 I spent five hours making his mama's dang soup. 268 00:13:03,586 --> 00:13:05,219 He doesn't like it. 269 00:13:05,221 --> 00:13:09,056 Now he wants me to heat up a can like I wanted to do in the first place. 270 00:13:09,058 --> 00:13:10,491 That man is driving me crazy! 271 00:13:11,994 --> 00:13:15,163 Craig: Hurry, Kira. I think I'm dying. 272 00:13:15,165 --> 00:13:17,498 I should be so lucky. 273 00:13:23,238 --> 00:13:26,407 Okay, this is the saddest marionette show I've ever seen. 274 00:13:28,177 --> 00:13:31,979 Look, Annie Oakley, I hate to interrupt your whittlin', 275 00:13:31,981 --> 00:13:33,414 but those guys are long gone, so we should keep going. 276 00:13:33,416 --> 00:13:34,649 Oh, really? 277 00:13:34,651 --> 00:13:36,450 Because I grew up huntin', 278 00:13:36,452 --> 00:13:39,086 and I think they're just waitin' for us to come out in the open 279 00:13:39,088 --> 00:13:41,189 so they can pick us off like a six-point buck. 280 00:13:41,191 --> 00:13:42,990 Here's another point. That's disgusting. 281 00:13:42,992 --> 00:13:45,993 You shouldn't be bragging about hunting defenseless animals. 282 00:13:45,995 --> 00:13:47,795 Yeah, she's right. Hunting is gross. 283 00:13:47,797 --> 00:13:52,500 Would you prefer us gettin' caught and taken out by your boss? 284 00:13:52,502 --> 00:13:55,223 I don't know about you, but I'd rather be the hunter than the hunted. 285 00:13:56,305 --> 00:13:59,106 On the other hand, hunting can be kinda cool. 286 00:13:59,108 --> 00:14:01,709 Look, we need to move. 287 00:14:01,711 --> 00:14:03,644 We gotta find somewhere to sleep tonight. 288 00:14:03,646 --> 00:14:05,179 I already got one. 289 00:14:05,181 --> 00:14:07,181 I'm buildin' a lean-to. 290 00:14:10,118 --> 00:14:13,187 I guess a lean-to will work. 291 00:14:14,957 --> 00:14:18,392 Oh, sorry, Miss High and Mighty. 292 00:14:18,394 --> 00:14:21,295 It's a lean two, not a lean three. 293 00:14:25,701 --> 00:14:27,568 Whatever happened to southern hospitality? 294 00:14:29,204 --> 00:14:31,038 Just gonna leave me out here high and dry. 295 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:33,140 (Thunder rumbles, rain falling) 296 00:14:34,509 --> 00:14:36,377 I said high and dry! Get over! 297 00:14:36,379 --> 00:14:39,080 Sorry. No room at the inn. Get out! 298 00:14:39,082 --> 00:14:41,323 There would be plenty of room if you shut your big mouth! 299 00:14:44,086 --> 00:14:46,087 Would you both shush? I think I heard something. 300 00:14:46,089 --> 00:14:48,522 Probably just a critter. 301 00:14:48,524 --> 00:14:51,058 Man: I see footprints. I think they're over there in that lean-to. 302 00:14:51,060 --> 00:14:53,027 I'm outta here. I'd invite you two to join me, 303 00:14:53,029 --> 00:14:55,310 but you know what, you don't really have a choice, do you? 304 00:15:00,535 --> 00:15:02,169 (Coughing) 305 00:15:04,273 --> 00:15:06,073 Guess all I needed was a good night's rest. 306 00:15:06,075 --> 00:15:08,943 I feel great. 307 00:15:08,945 --> 00:15:10,544 What you doing, napping in the morning? 308 00:15:10,546 --> 00:15:12,880 I don't feel good. 309 00:15:12,882 --> 00:15:15,116 Buck up, you're fine. 310 00:15:15,118 --> 00:15:17,084 But I'm not. 311 00:15:17,086 --> 00:15:20,288 My throat's all scratchy, I feel achy. 312 00:15:20,290 --> 00:15:22,123 I think I need some tea. 313 00:15:22,125 --> 00:15:24,859 That's a good idea. I'm going out for a run. 314 00:15:28,297 --> 00:15:31,632 I'm sure he's just running out to get you some tissues. 315 00:15:31,634 --> 00:15:36,103 And by the way, I hate to pile on but it's "well." 316 00:15:36,105 --> 00:15:38,172 You don't feel well. 317 00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:47,715 - NOAH: Oh, wait, that's my boss' car. - KC: That hunk of junk? 318 00:15:47,717 --> 00:15:50,651 I guess they're right when they say crime really doesn't pay. 319 00:15:50,653 --> 00:15:53,287 Hopefully, he doesn't mind if we borrow it, 320 00:15:53,289 --> 00:15:55,456 'cause fortunately, my bracelet has lock-picking capabilities. 321 00:15:55,458 --> 00:15:57,858 - Stand back. - You stand back. 322 00:16:02,164 --> 00:16:07,068 Fortunately, my brain has "opening an unlocked door" capability. 323 00:16:07,070 --> 00:16:08,169 Who's gonna drive? 324 00:16:08,171 --> 00:16:10,237 - Both: I will. - (Gunfire) 325 00:16:10,239 --> 00:16:12,173 On second thought, you drive. Let's go. Move it. 326 00:16:12,175 --> 00:16:13,708 Move it, move it, move it! 327 00:16:20,182 --> 00:16:22,683 (Sneezes) 328 00:16:24,319 --> 00:16:25,886 Sorry. 329 00:16:27,990 --> 00:16:30,191 Okay, look, this has all been really fun and everything, 330 00:16:30,193 --> 00:16:32,360 but you should know that when we get to D.C., 331 00:16:32,362 --> 00:16:33,761 I need to be the one to take him in. 332 00:16:33,763 --> 00:16:35,963 Sorry. I can't let you do that, KC. 333 00:16:35,965 --> 00:16:37,498 My dad is countin' on me. 334 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:39,200 What are you talking about? 335 00:16:39,202 --> 00:16:43,537 The thing is, my daddy and my mama and my little brother and sister, 336 00:16:43,539 --> 00:16:45,439 we're all bounty hunters. 337 00:16:45,441 --> 00:16:49,510 Takin' down bad guys is sorta like our family business. 338 00:16:49,512 --> 00:16:52,446 Wait. So you work with your family to take down bad guys? 339 00:16:52,448 --> 00:16:56,283 - Mm-hmm. - That's weird. 340 00:16:56,285 --> 00:16:59,720 You know, I think it's really sweet that you two are bonding, 341 00:16:59,722 --> 00:17:02,289 but I haven't slept in three days, 342 00:17:02,291 --> 00:17:05,126 Can we pull over so I can take a nap, please? 343 00:17:05,128 --> 00:17:07,361 (Yawning) Okay. Okay, fine. 344 00:17:07,363 --> 00:17:11,132 But we have to all promise that none of us are gonna try to escape. 345 00:17:11,134 --> 00:17:13,134 Okay? So pinky swear, Pinky? 346 00:17:13,136 --> 00:17:14,902 Or Pinky, do you swear? 347 00:17:14,904 --> 00:17:18,672 I know I was swearin' a lot when you first showed up. 348 00:17:18,674 --> 00:17:20,274 Oh, just give me your pinky, Pinky. 349 00:17:24,012 --> 00:17:27,348 I'm sick of arguing with you over everything. 350 00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:29,383 Can we just decide how many kids we're having? 351 00:17:29,385 --> 00:17:31,252 I'm thinking four. 352 00:17:31,254 --> 00:17:32,920 That seems like a nightmare. 353 00:17:32,922 --> 00:17:34,855 For the kids. 354 00:17:34,857 --> 00:17:37,691 Seriously? Four kids? 355 00:17:37,693 --> 00:17:40,428 There is no way I am having four kids. 356 00:17:40,430 --> 00:17:44,832 When would I find the time to hire and manage all of those nannies? 357 00:17:44,834 --> 00:17:46,767 No nannies. 358 00:17:46,769 --> 00:17:48,369 I wanna be a stay-at-home dad. 359 00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:52,273 You expect me to support this family on a dental hygienist's salary?! 360 00:17:52,275 --> 00:17:53,908 Forget it. 361 00:17:53,910 --> 00:17:57,711 Come on. I really wanna hear the pitter-patter of little feet. 362 00:17:57,713 --> 00:17:59,513 Get a dog. 363 00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:06,087 Fine. But if we don't have kids, then what do we do with the $200,000 364 00:18:06,089 --> 00:18:07,888 saved in the college fund? 365 00:18:07,890 --> 00:18:12,426 We saved $200,000? 366 00:18:12,428 --> 00:18:15,429 We're millionaires! 367 00:18:15,431 --> 00:18:17,698 Yeah, I don't think you're gonna have to worry 368 00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:19,800 about your kids going to college. 369 00:18:26,541 --> 00:18:28,509 Oh, sorry. For a second, I forgot... 370 00:18:29,578 --> 00:18:31,645 That I wasn't handcuffed to anybody! 371 00:18:33,315 --> 00:18:37,451 Dang it! Cannot believe I got duped by that bumpkin spice latte. 372 00:18:41,223 --> 00:18:44,792 So as you can see, my husband Ernest, 373 00:18:44,794 --> 00:18:49,130 a very well-respected court stenographer, and I, 374 00:18:49,132 --> 00:18:52,166 have decided not to have any children. 375 00:18:52,168 --> 00:18:56,103 And that dramatically increased our disposable income. 376 00:18:56,105 --> 00:18:58,339 I can now afford a fancy sports car. 377 00:18:59,908 --> 00:19:01,775 And we purchased a second home. 378 00:19:01,777 --> 00:19:03,410 A ski house in Vermont. 379 00:19:03,412 --> 00:19:07,181 That way, we never have to actually see each other. 380 00:19:07,183 --> 00:19:10,084 Which makes me think this marriage can last forever. 381 00:19:11,486 --> 00:19:13,821 But you didn't do the assignment. 382 00:19:13,823 --> 00:19:15,990 You were supposed to balance a budget for a family. 383 00:19:15,992 --> 00:19:18,159 (Both laughing) 384 00:19:18,161 --> 00:19:20,995 This isn't the oldie days, Mrs. Greenfield. 385 00:19:20,997 --> 00:19:25,466 Right. You can be a family without having any kids. 386 00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:28,636 Welcome to 2016. 387 00:19:28,638 --> 00:19:31,772 I guess you guys kinda do make a point. 388 00:19:31,774 --> 00:19:35,409 All right. I am giving Marisa and Ernie an "A." 389 00:19:37,846 --> 00:19:40,514 You know, we make a really good team... 390 00:19:40,516 --> 00:19:42,550 Mrs. Cooper. 391 00:19:42,552 --> 00:19:43,784 Uh, nah. 392 00:19:53,461 --> 00:19:56,730 See? This is why I don't go outside. 393 00:19:56,732 --> 00:19:58,966 This never would've happened inside my parents' basement. 394 00:19:58,968 --> 00:20:00,901 We're trapped. 395 00:20:00,903 --> 00:20:02,836 I don't see any way out of this, short of a miracle. 396 00:20:02,838 --> 00:20:05,539 Aw, did you just call me a miracle? 397 00:20:05,541 --> 00:20:07,541 I always knew deep down, you admired me. 398 00:20:07,543 --> 00:20:10,811 If I didn't before, I sure do now. Help us. 399 00:20:10,813 --> 00:20:15,883 Oh, I would love to, right after I secure my prisoner. 400 00:20:17,552 --> 00:20:20,421 Great. We're all back together. 401 00:20:24,359 --> 00:20:26,026 Yeah, he's not firing back. 402 00:20:26,028 --> 00:20:28,062 - I think I scared him off. - Think again. 403 00:20:40,542 --> 00:20:42,943 I hope you'll still give me a good recommendation. 404 00:20:42,945 --> 00:20:44,612 I get all my work on referrals. 405 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:01,395 Aw, come on! What did I do to deserve this? 406 00:21:01,397 --> 00:21:03,564 Hacked a bunch of computers. 407 00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:05,633 Stole sensitive information. 408 00:21:05,635 --> 00:21:06,967 Sold secrets to the highest bidder. 409 00:21:06,969 --> 00:21:09,470 But you know what. Don't beat yourself up. 410 00:21:14,643 --> 00:21:17,478 Hey, Kira, how you doing? 411 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:19,046 Leave me alone. 412 00:21:19,048 --> 00:21:20,447 What's wrong? 413 00:21:20,449 --> 00:21:22,216 What's wrong? 414 00:21:22,218 --> 00:21:25,252 You know, you get sick, and I took care of you. 415 00:21:25,254 --> 00:21:27,087 But the moment I don't feel well, 416 00:21:27,089 --> 00:21:30,524 then you just disappear and run out the door. 417 00:21:32,627 --> 00:21:34,495 Oh, really? 418 00:21:34,497 --> 00:21:36,764 Well, for your information, I just went and got you 419 00:21:36,766 --> 00:21:39,833 your favorite Chinese hot and sour soup. 420 00:21:43,004 --> 00:21:46,173 You mean, you went all the way across town 421 00:21:46,175 --> 00:21:47,908 to bring me my favorite Chinese soup? 422 00:21:47,910 --> 00:21:50,010 I knew it always makes you feel better. 423 00:21:50,012 --> 00:21:54,782 - Aw, Craig. You're the best. - Oh! 424 00:21:54,784 --> 00:21:57,685 - Honey, I'm sorry I misjudged you. - It happens. 425 00:21:57,687 --> 00:22:00,487 I'd give you a big kiss, but I don't wanna make you sick again. 426 00:22:00,489 --> 00:22:01,922 (Shudders) 427 00:22:08,963 --> 00:22:11,131 Where are you going? You just got home. 428 00:22:11,133 --> 00:22:12,666 Back to the Chinese place. 429 00:22:12,668 --> 00:22:14,034 Kira took my soup. 430 00:22:18,707 --> 00:22:22,776 Well, that's the building where we're supposed to hand over this clown. 431 00:22:22,778 --> 00:22:24,712 Oh, clown. 432 00:22:24,714 --> 00:22:27,348 You have a cute little nickname for me and everything. 433 00:22:27,350 --> 00:22:30,517 What do you say we rethink this whole takin' me to jail business? 434 00:22:30,519 --> 00:22:32,720 Oh, zip it. 435 00:22:32,722 --> 00:22:35,656 Well, go on. Take him in. 436 00:22:35,658 --> 00:22:37,624 Me?! 437 00:22:37,626 --> 00:22:38,625 Yeah, you. 438 00:22:38,627 --> 00:22:40,160 I mean, you deserve it. 439 00:22:40,162 --> 00:22:41,962 I gotta admit, you outsmarted me at every turn. 440 00:22:41,964 --> 00:22:44,064 Yeah, then you saved my hide. 441 00:22:44,066 --> 00:22:46,066 If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be here 442 00:22:46,068 --> 00:22:47,534 to accept the bounty. He's all yours. 443 00:22:47,536 --> 00:22:48,669 Really, I think you should take him in. 444 00:22:48,671 --> 00:22:50,032 - No, you take him in. - You do it. 445 00:22:53,708 --> 00:22:56,377 First one to find him takes him in. 446 00:22:56,379 --> 00:22:57,444 You're on. 447 00:23:00,048 --> 00:23:01,815 Rob, your name's on TV. 448 00:23:01,865 --> 00:23:06,415 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0